Sneaking around the Royal Peacekeeping Force Headquarters leads to trouble. Also, “It will cause the greatest ruckus that Chester’s Chair has ever seen.”

The party takes a break to celebrate Valentine’s Day at the annual Singles Mixer and oh ho ho is it SPICY. Also, “I swear to god if that horse gets laid tonight”.

The stakes rise in the wake of the Mayoral Debate as a new layer of the bankruptcy mystery reveals itself. Also, “I got a lot of dads”.

The players guide Tyl through the first-ever Mayoral Debate and Fashion Show, it really really doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Scrumbis is a metaphor for the weaker parts of our society that need respite from the rich”.

The players kick off Tyl’s mayoral campaign after a tense confrontation with his father. Also, “Tyl can wear that armor better than you can and that’s saying absolutely nothing”.

The players bask in their success as we catch up with Chester’s Chair and see what has changed since the Queen’s Visit. Also, “If that horse is elected mayor, he will be the first mayor assassinated in this town’s history”.

Catch up quickly as the cast recaps the plot and a few favorite moments from the first 13 episodes of Small Town DnD. Also, “Yeah, because regular people can’t be heroes, Alex”.

The party planning committee takes a break from planning parties to get extremely cuddly and cozy. Also, “Ahhhhuuuuaaaaaahhhhhh… Just like every year.”

Queen Josephine IV of Scarlet Edge visits the small town of Chester’s Chair and the party planning committee’s hard work is tested. Also, “For you, the Scent of the Big Dog.”

The party planning committee investigate the secret of Taste + Dignity and finalize their preparations for the Queen’s Visit, with shocking results. Also, “Just a girl on the can with nothing to hide.”

The stakes get raised while attempting an elaborate ruse to sneak into the Breezetop Estates. Also, “It’s alright boys. Let’s act natural and all hold hands so they don’t suspect anything.”

The party planning committee and friends fight for their lives, with shocking consequences. Also, “Kumbaya, My Lord. Kumbaya.”

The all-night search for a missing friend ends with a shocking revelation. Also, “Sorry, my ears must be deceiving me. I feel like I hear two quitters here.”

A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.

The party planning committee deals with high rents, lifestyle expenses, and extreme poverty. Also, “What’s the difference between Poor and Squalid?”.

An overly complicated points system crowns the High Hooter. Also, “Four-Legged Beast from Hell (Ask Me How We Can Stop It)”.

A battle against a chimpanzee and 4 flying snakes doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Get out of here, with your split hoof and one stomach”.

A Talent Show determines who will speak to the Queen. Also, “Try not to fall in love with me”.

The Towers Schoolhouse has an unexpected problem. Also, “not the pornography.”

The would-be heroes don’t answer the Call to Greatness. Also, “We can’t speak to anyone”.