The investigation yields results, but the Chairs are split on the meaning. Also, “My choice is Chester’s Chair”.

The Chairs confront the dual perils of stealth and dating. Also, “Give me Cookie Monster. And make it extra blue and chunky”.

Albert’s past finally catches up with him, unraveling the truth he’s tried to bury. Also, “Sorry, I've never been horny in front of people before”.

The annual Cuddlemuch festivities are threatened by a mysterious criminal known as the Sack Man. Also, “It feels good to be strong, doesn’t it? How’s it feel to be little!?”.

A strange scheme to rally the town gets derailed by romance. Also, “I’ve done a lot wrong tonight and I want you to be specific about what you’re referencing”.

 The party’s jobs evolve again, reflecting their growing power and influence, and a new threat to the town’s culture reveals itself. Also, “This is great! If I throw a tantrum, I get attention!”.

A swap meet from another plane of existence stops by Chester’s Chair to celebrate Discount Friday - a real holiday. Featuring the talented Ryan Rosenberg (@chosenberg). Also, “And there's no catch. I want to mention it one more time. There's no catch today. Or systemically.”

A shopping trip for a birthday gift spirals way, way out of control. Also, “He’s got that desirable male pattern baldness”.

Finally back in Chester’s Chair, the party learns how the town has changed in the time they’ve been gone – for better and for worse. Also, “Summer’s Bounty you made your piss corner, now you have to lie in it”.

The party reunites at Colnox University but get caught up in a spooky competition. Also, “I googled couples’ costumes for couples who hate each other”.

Season 2 begins with the party scattered, each chasing their long-ignored dream. Also, “I’ve thought about you every day since yesterday”.

Catchup on Arc 3 of Small Town DnD in the first half, then hear the cast’s favorite moments in the second.  Also, “We’ve never stopped ‘tiny-hutting’ ever since”.

After a full arc of nonsense, the party finally sees the consequences of their actions. Also, “Folks, what is this town if not a town full of misfits, weirdos, and sweeties?”.

The wheels fly off the wagon as Summer Vacation ends with crime, a daring escape, and a boatload of nonsense. Also, “Someone’s always dying Cleg, but when is it Summer’s Bounty’s turn?!”.

Albert enters a popular game show for inventors, with a chance to win a lifechanging prize. Also, “Kassbass made her money stealing babies and selling them back to parents, but now she works for the other side - keeping baby stealers at bay!”.

 A no-holds barred Food Fight spills into an all-nighter, with devastating consequences. Also, “We will take the restrooms for if we control the sinks, we control the stain relief”.

An impromptu Scarlet Edge pub crawl leads Jeremiah to the person he has been searching for, and much more. Also, “I’m Johnny Good-Shirt Seed, the guy with good shirts”. 

The party explores Scarlet Edge and is shocked to discover the big city is not like their small town. Also, “I’m not paying for parking”. 

Summer vacation kicks off with a road trip to the tropical metropolis, Scarlet Edge. Also, “No one’s ever died from a really goodberry”.

Several long ignored priorities come to a head, all at once. Also, “Do you think I could be the kind of man that you could love one day?”.